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Portrait of portfolio creator – back view
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Portrait of portfolio creator – front view

BRIEF ME,
GLASGOW

©2026

(Please. I'm serious.)

(Please. I'm serious.)

Hello.

I've done this slightly the wrong way round.

I've told everyone I'm moving to Glasgow in September.

Unfortunately, I haven't yet secured the small detail of having a job when I get there.

Ideally, I’m looking for junior creative work, a paid placement, freelance support or another useful route into a Glasgow creative team.

So rather than sending another 87 cover letters explaining how passionate I am, I thought I'd do something that might actually demonstrate it.

I'm asking Glasgow to brief me.

Ifyoudon'tknow,abriefisjustaproblem.Itmightbearealone.Itmightbecompletelymadeup.Maybeyourcaféneedsmorecustomers.Maybeyourgranhasinventedarevolutionarysoupandneedsabrandidentity.Maybeyouragencyhasanideathat'sbeensittinginanotebookbecausenobody'shastimetoexploreit.Ifthatsoundslikeyou,keepscrolling.
Ifyoudon'tknow,abriefisjustaproblem.Itmightbearealone.Itmightbecompletelymadeup.Maybeyourcaféneedsmorecustomers.Maybeyourgranhasinventedarevolutionarysoupandneedsabrandidentity.Maybeyouragencyhasanideathat'sbeensittinginanotebookbecausenobody'shastimetoexploreit.Ifthatsoundslikeyou,keepscrolling.
Ifyoudon'tknow,abriefisjustaproblem.Itmightbearealone.Itmightbecompletelymadeup.Maybeyourcaféneedsmorecustomers.Maybeyourgranhasinventedarevolutionarysoupandneedsabrandidentity.Maybeyouragencyhasanideathat'sbeensittinginanotebookbecausenobody'shastimetoexploreit.Ifthatsoundslikeyou,keepscrolling.

GIVE ME A BRIEF.

If you're an agency, studio, brand, charity, business, or just someone with a weird hypothetical question, I'd love to have a go!

Tell me what you're trying to achieve, who it's for, and any constraints you've got.

I'll come back with an idea within 24 hours.

No invoices.

No expectations.

Just a concerning amount of free time.